i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I understand Curling. That high.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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