If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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