Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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