forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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