I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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