Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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