he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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