yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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