Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
