So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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