I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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