I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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