I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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