Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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