I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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