at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
