About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i dont even know how to be here
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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