I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
