Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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