I met the friendliest cop last night
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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