We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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