well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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