There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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