the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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