so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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