Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
