White coat. Heels.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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