Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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