I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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