Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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