she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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