...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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