I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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