so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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