They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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