She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
is that a dick in a sweater?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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