hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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