i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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