Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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