Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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