Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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