Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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