Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
did you just send me my own nude
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You are the jesus of drinking
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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