jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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