Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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