I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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