I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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