piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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