Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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