About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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