I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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