soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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