we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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