I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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