guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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