We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
