Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ttyl tear gas
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
