U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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