Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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