Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My vagina is very pro this idea
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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